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     Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D     
   
 Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.  
 
  You can disturb me….I’m available. :D     

 .       ☺  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.    
  
   If I’m wired with you. I like you.   
    I believe in hate at first sight.       There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.   
   If I get jealous then yes I really like you.       The Earth without Art is just Eh.   

1]My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p

2]CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
3]Contributing to entropy since 1994.
4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
5]Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
9]People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.





13]lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
18]Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
21]I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
22]I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
23]My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
24]We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
25]Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
26]If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
28]SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
31]I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
32]Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
33]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
34]Waiting for wi-fi network.
35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.         …

• Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.
• The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
• The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
• The sad part isn't that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
• I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.
• I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
• I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough.
• A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front.
• It's sad to be happy alone.
• It isn't the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you can't bring it back ..
• sometimes the people that u don't want to get hurt doesn't care if they hurt you!
• There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn't give a F..bad..!
• Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people
• How did I go from being so happy, to so sad...
• Is having one of those days where they feels like they can't do anything right.
• Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can't trust :'(
• life's so shit it makes wot comes out the dog's ass look good!
• Is finally driven to the point were they finds comfort in lies and shuns the truth.
• How did we go from talking everyday to strangers? 

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Reasons The Moon Landings Could Be A Hoax

 The Waving Flag

When the first moon landing was broadcasted on live television, it was obvious how the American flag seemed to be waving and fluttering as astronauts, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, planted it. This wouldn’t have been such an issue except for the fact that there is no air in the moon’s atmosphere and therefore no wind whatsoever to cause such an effect on the flag.

 Lack of Impact Crater

The next claim puts forth the notion that there should be a blast crater underneath the lunar module, as a way of its marking its landing, but there were clearly none; no crater was visible both on video footage and photographs of the landings. Even the fine lunar dust covering the moon’s surface didn’t seem to have been displaced.

7 Secret Weapons That Were Never Completed

 

Lunar Nuclear Bomb

Also known as Project 119-A, the plan was to Nuke the moon  to boost public morale in the United States after the Soviet Union took an early lead in the Space Race. This was never carried out, because they figures putting a man on the moon was better than trying to blow it up.

Iceberg Aircraft Carrier

Also known as Project Habakkuk, the Brits developed a plan during World War II to construct an aircraft carrier out of pykrete (a mixture of wood pulp and ice). It took them some time, but developments in the war effort and realizing what a huge waste of resources it might be sunk the idea.

The Flying Dorito

The A-12 Avenger II was also known as the flying Dorito. It was to be an all-weather, carrier-based stealth bomber replacement for the Grumman A-6 Intruder in the United States Navy and Marine Corps; The development of the A-12 was troubled by cost overruns and several delays, eventually being cancelled in 1991 after wasting more than $5 billion on the project.

Soviet Doomsday Device

Some say it’s a myth, but in the early 1990s several former high-ranking members of the Soviet military and the Central Committee of the Communist Party in a series of interviews to the American defense contractor BDM admitted the existence of the Dead Hand, making somewhat contradictory statements concerning its deployment.
What is it? Possibly still fully operational, a nuclear-control system that can automatically trigger the launch of the Russian Intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) if a nuclear strike is detected by seismic, light, radioactivity and overpressure sensors, creating a fail-deadly deterrence.

The Un-landable Plane

Instead of having an aircraft take off only from carriers, the US government wanted fighters on all their ships. From that, the XFV Salmon was born, a plane with landing gear on its tail. After development and some thinking, the plan to have a fighter jet on every ship was scrapped, because pilots couldn’t land backwards. The jet was also much slower than other contemporary fighters and was too complicated to fly.

Intruder From the Future

Imagine a bomber, designed to carry atomic bombs, that can fly at an altitude of 15 miles and three times the speed of sound. The B-70 Valkyrie was supposed to be the aviation dream from the future, but while it was developed, the improvements of high-altitude surface-to-air missiles, the change to low-level penetration bombing, the program’s high development costs, and the introduction of intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBMs) led to the cancellation of the B-70 program in 1961. Two prototypes were eventually used; one of them crashed following a midair collision in 1966.

The Thunderscreech

The XF-84H was an experimental turboprop aircraft, powered by a a turbine engine that was mated to a supersonic propeller. Too many aerodynamic decencies and the fact that it was the loudest aircraft ever made; the sound of its engine starting up could be heard 25 miles away, along with blowing out eardrums and causing severe nausea among the ground crews led to its cancellation.