1. I had a #horribly #busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

2. I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

3.I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

4. When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

5. Love Is A Gamble, Sex Is A Game, Boy Do The Thing, Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain.

6. I used to have sex daily, but then I found out it was #dyslexia. sex daily
dyslexia

sex daily
dyslexia

7.How is a #woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your #wallet than on your dick.

8. #roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

9. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

10. A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”