2014

Wednesday 10 December 2014

best whatsapp jokes status

1. Movie Pyaar Jhukta Nahin was made when nobody knew about Doggy Style.
2.

*tring tring*

"Hello aunty Vishal hai?"
"Uncle ka to chota hai, tumhara hai to aa jao"

http://pagalworld.com/category/6468/Facebook%20Masti%20Section.html

http://www.in.com/videos/funny-videos-1.html

Heart

Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.

Santa: Bhosadike tu bahar aa aur mera choos.

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Imaandari Ki Misaal -

Ek Ladki Ka Gang Balatkaar Ho Raha Thha Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi

Kameeno, Kutto, Salo Koi To Condome Lagalo Nahi To Sabko AIDS Ho Jayega
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Golu: “India Mein 90% Log Isliye S##x Nahi Kar Paate Kyunki Unhain Jaga Nahi Milti”

Pappu: “Haan Yaar Tu Thik Kah Raha Hai, Maine Bhi Ek Baar Koshish Ki Thhi Par Mujhe Jagha Nahi Mili”

Golu: “Phir?”

Pappu: “Phir Ladki Ke Khud Hi Bataya Ki S##x Karne Ki Jagha Taango Ke Bich Mein Hoti Hai“

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Ek Ladki Gareebi Ki Halat Se Tang Aa Kar Ek Jyotish Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Ladki: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Naseeb Mein Daulat Ki Lakeer Hai?”

Baba: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Tumhare Pass Dault Ki Do Lakeeries Hai Ek Aage Ek Peeche Jiss Se Chahe Marji Daulat Kamao“

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