My nme is joker n I AM REALLY FUNNY ,U DOn't believe Than u need to do only 1 step. step1.FOLLOW ME @funnysexy_joker pic.twitter.com/MITtacDQen
— My Name is JOKER (@funnysexy_joker) March 25, 2015

 #Joke: An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep










Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?


A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”
The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”

I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”





Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?”

Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak dick-l##d Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund“


Love Is A Gamble, Sex Is A Game,
Boy Do The Thing, Girls Get The Blame,
1 Night In Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain,
1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name