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1. I had a #horribly #busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

2. I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

3.I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

4. When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

5. Love Is A Gamble, Sex Is A Game, Boy Do The Thing, Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain.

6. I used to have sex daily, but then I found out it was #dyslexia. sex daily
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sex daily
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7.How is a #woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your #wallet than on your dick.

8. #roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9?

9. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

10. A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

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 #Joke: An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep










Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?


A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”
The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”

I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”





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Love Is A Gamble, Sex Is A Game,
Boy Do The Thing, Girls Get The Blame,
1 Night In Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain,
1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name